The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities.

You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?

For heaven’s sake, if you don’t know someone’s name, just pretend you do. Do that thing everyone else does, where you vaguely say, “Nice to see you!” and make weak eye contact.

I’ve worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn’t be considered strange [to have confidence] at all.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

I'm not into red carpet looks where it's clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.

Also, chubby people can never truly pull off ethereal the same way skinny people can never be jolly.