When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
Mindy KalingI donโt think it should be socially acceptable for people to say they are โbad with names.โ No one is bad with names. That is not a real thing. Not knowing peopleโs names isnโt a neurological condition; itโs a choice. You choose not to make learning peopleโs names a priority. Itโs like saying, โHey, a disclaimer about me: Iโm rude.
Mindy KalingI'm Indian-American and I think that when I think of myself as being culturally Indian, it had so much to do with when I lived with my parents and was a kid because they would take me to the Diwali festivals. They would take me to the temple, and they would teach me about all the different holidays.
Mindy KalingI have a great job writing for โThe Office,โ but, really, all television writers do is dream of one day writing movies. Iโll put it this way: At the Oscars the most famous person in the room is, like, Angelina Jolie. At the Emmys the huge exciting celebrity is Bethenny Frankel. You get what I mean.
Mindy Kaling