I'm not overweight. I flucuate between chubby and curvy.

The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life.

So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.

A remarkable thing about me is that the time that elapses between a sad thought and a flood of tears is three or four seconds.

I’ve worked in television for 10 years straight. If I were a man, it wouldn’t be considered strange [to have confidence] at all.

I think as humans, no one remembers their successes, everyone just remembers their failures.

There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.