This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.
Mindy KalingWhy wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white.
Mindy KalingI really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.
Mindy KalingSarah [Silverman] writes her own jokes. She doesn't just go through her life and talk about everything. She sits down and crafts jokes. Sometimes her inspiration comes from areas of her life that are risqué. But she is an A-plus professional joke-writer in addition to being very attractive and a great performer.
Mindy Kaling