People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “Where’s the bathroom?” and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. But then, instead of finding the bathroom, I sneakily grab my coat and leave.

Running is a quick trigger for a good mood. The great thing about endorphins, you don't have to be in great shape to get them.

Future hipsters will love me ironically.

I'm someone who loves romance. I always have loved it. Most people who grew up as nerds, as I was, surprisingly, have loved romance.

On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary.

What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold, too. You don’t have to theatrically Purell a thousand times a day and look all panicky every time I come into the room.