People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.

Hey, a disclaimer about me: I’m rude.

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.

In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.

What? I have a cold. Don’t get a look of terror on your face. The worst that could happen is that you’ll get a cold, too. You don’t have to theatrically Purell a thousand times a day and look all panicky every time I come into the room.

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true.

I have a personality defect where I refuse to see myself as an underdog.