An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.
Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.