Man proposes, woman forecloses.

That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

Man proposes, woman forecloses.

An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.