Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.

To money, the finest linguist in the world!

Smiles are the soul's kisses.

That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.

The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.