Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.
To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.