Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.

A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

Man proposes, woman forecloses.