A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
To money, the finest linguist in the world!