A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
To money, the finest linguist in the world!
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.