A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.