The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.