The Green-eyed Monster causes much woe, but the absence of this ugly serpent argues the presence of a corpse whose name is Eros.

Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Enthusiasms, like stimulants, are often affected by people with small mental ballast

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.

That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.