To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.

That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.

Satiety is a mongrel that barks at the heels of plenty.

A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

There never was a woman who did not prefer an oblique compliment to a straight truth - if the latter were unflattering.

Some men act upon women like champagne; when they appear the women are sparkling and full of brilliance; when they leave the fair ones grow flat, stale, and most unprofitable companions.