It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.
Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.
To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.