Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

Smiles are the soul's kisses.

Intuition is truly a feminine quality, but women should not mistake rash conclusions for this gift.

The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.