The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.
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The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
That one woman is capable of loving another is an historical truth; but never yet lived one who could not listen to her own praises at the expense of her adored friend.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.