A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.

The drama of life begins with a wail and ends with a sigh.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique.

When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.

It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.