To laughter! The bright coinage of the bank of good will.
An epigram is a flashlight of a truth; a witticism, truth laughing at itself.
Matrimonially speaking, a bridle for the tongue is better than a rein for the heart.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.