A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Man proposes, woman forecloses.
Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men.
We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his religion, the other by it.
It takes more than a wise man to keep track of a foolish woman.