Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

April frowned, irritation evident. “I did not consent to your presence,” she said peevishly. “Please depart, and attempt your political assassination on someone else’s property.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.