It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

That's Becks. Always ready to offer a helping headshot.

Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.