It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

Crazy gets all the knives.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.