He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?