When Rome burned, the emperor's cats still expected to be fed on time.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

George, she says it's the truth that matters. We live and die for the chance to maybe tell a little bit of the truth, maybe shame the Devil just a little bit before we go.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

Failure to die is always appreciated.

We live in a world where joy is possible, love is possible, happiness is possible; where all things are possible, if we're willing to take the time, take a chance, take a breath and step off the edge of everything that is for the sake of everything that might be.