Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?