Do we have to have the 'don't lie to the telepath' talk again? It won't take long. I say 'don't lie to the telepath, it never works,' you glare at me, and then you go find something you can hit.

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem.

Crazy gets all the knives.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.