There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.
Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?
When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.
The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.