I'm not body-shy -- it's hard to grow up in the Summerlands, where clothes are solidly optional, and stay body-shy -- but that doesn't mean I enjoy nudity. Naked people are, by definition, unarmed.​

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

Past experience told me he could smell my fear; it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.​

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Being a King sort of sucks," I said. Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit." "Blood is in this season.

When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.