You'd challenge me and lose. You know it, I know it, but you'd still do it. Sometimes your sense of honor confuses the hell out of me.

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

Crazy gets all the knives.

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

...even saying good-bye isn’t enough. There’s always one more thing you should have had the time to say, or do, or ask. There’s always going to be that one missing piece.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​