She laughed like she'd just invented laughter.​

There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.