A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.
There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.
You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. โTybalt
Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things
If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.