His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".

I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

Do we have to have the 'don't lie to the telepath' talk again? It won't take long. I say 'don't lie to the telepath, it never works,' you glare at me, and then you go find something you can hit.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.