Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren't better. We weren't worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

One man's gospel truth is another man's blasphemous lie. The dangerous thing about people is the way we'll try to kill anyone whose truth doesn't agree with ours.

Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.