Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

Etienne gave me lessons. Three of them. Then he said I was a menace and refused to teach me anything more for fear that I’d slice his head off.

Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

Everyone thinks of them in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.