Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

Sometimes you need lies to stay alive.

Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.