I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Blood is thicker than water, but family isn’t just about blood. Family is about faith, and loyalty, and who you love. If you don’t have those things, I don’t care what the blood says. You’re not family.

She laughed like she'd just invented laughter.​