No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.

His idea of traffic safety is going too fast for the cops to catch up.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.