There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

It’s lovely,” I said, taking an involuntary half step back. “Really, though. I don’t like to handle other people’s cookware.” “That’s the best you can manage? That’s your bright, bold lie?” “Look, lady, I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had somebody corner me on a dark street and try to hand me a frying pan before,” I snapped.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.