Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.​

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

That’s the trouble with being scared all the time. Eventually, people just go numb.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

Blood is one thing, but that’s not all that goes into family. The family you choose is the family that really matters. They’re the ones who’ll keep you standing.

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.