Blood is one thing, but that’s not all that goes into family. The family you choose is the family that really matters. They’re the ones who’ll keep you standing.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.