There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.

You can't kill the truth.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem.

She told the truth as she saw it, and she died for it. I came along for the ride, and I lived. It wasn't worth it. But it was the truth, and it was what had to happen.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.