There is nothing truer in this world than the love of a good dog.

Blood is one thing, but that’s not all that goes into family. The family you choose is the family that really matters. They’re the ones who’ll keep you standing.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

That's Becks. Always ready to offer a helping headshot.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks