Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".
Mira GrantThere will always be people for whom hate is easier when itโs not backed up by anything but fear.
Mira GrantA proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.
Mira GrantI honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)
Mira GrantNever tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." โEvelyn Baker
Mira GrantRepetition is sometimes the best way to deal with the Luideag: just keep saying the same thing over and over until she gets fed up and gives you what you want. All preschoolers have an instinctive grasp of this concept, but most donโt practice it on immortal water demons. Thatโs probably why there are so few disembowelments in your average preschool.
Mira Grant