People say things like "it wasn't supposed to go this way" and "this isn't what I wanted." They're just making noise. There's no such thing as "supposed to," and what you want doesn't matter. All that matters is what happened.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.

I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

You'd challenge me and lose. You know it, I know it, but you'd still do it. Sometimes your sense of honor confuses the hell out of me.