See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.

You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Kellis-Amberlee is a fact of existence. You live, you die, and then you come back to life, get up, and shamble around trying to eat your former friends and loved ones. That’s the way it is for everyone.

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

Everyone thinks of them in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.