That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.