Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.

Humans have always preferred to live their lives​ by daylight. I used to think it was because human beings have crappy night vision, and it wasn't until I got older and more cynical that I realized it was because they have less to be afraid of during the day.

When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.