We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

Librarianship is a form of heroism. It’s just not as flashy as swords and dragons.