Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown