Repetition is sometimes the best way to deal with the Luideag: just keep saying the same thing over and over until she gets fed up and gives you what you want. All preschoolers have an instinctive grasp of this concept, but most don’t practice it on immortal water demons. That’s probably why there are so few disembowelments in your average preschool.

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.

Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.