Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.

Failure to die is always appreciated.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered.

Given a choice between life and death, choose life. Given a choice between right and wrong, choose what's right. And given a choice between a terrible truth and a beautiful lie, choose the truth every time.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.