Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.