I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy

Being a King sort of sucks," I said. Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit." "Blood is in this season.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.