Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?

If anything attacked us, we could just panic at it until it went away.

There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.