Never steal another reporter's story; never take the last of another reporter's ammo; never mess with another reporter's computer. Those are the rules, unless you work for a tabloid, where they replace "never" with "always".

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.

Tybalt’s what we call ‘Cait Sidhe’— the fairy cats. Which explains the attitude. And the eyes.” “Meow,” said Tybalt, deadpan.

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason