My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

If I did better... I'd be God.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.