I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

If I did better... I'd be God.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.