I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Pessimism is my default setting.

We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.