I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.