No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

No blessing goes uncontested. It will take a long time to get your dream.

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.