No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

I'll always have to force myself to see the positive, because I'm wired badly, I'd say. I'm just naturally a bit under, a bit depressed.